tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2252185689697124792024-02-20T16:43:48.685+08:00Shades of Thee, Musings by MeRhymes that ramble through my head,
Sparks of insanity which I create!Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.comBlogger53125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-31222502582313086972011-09-23T02:37:00.001+08:002011-09-23T02:39:22.469+08:00Blunt when Broken<p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dropped a glass?</p><p class="MsoNoSpacing">Smashed a cup?</p><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Please take care<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">When you clean it up!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dispose of it safely<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Not in your bin<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Lest some unsuspecting soul <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Find it therein...<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Put it aside <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Where it can’t hide<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Or take it directly <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">To the bin-store outside<o:p></o:p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal">(Source: Edinburgh University)</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"><br /></p>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-89224753050622703772011-05-20T10:54:00.003+08:002011-05-20T10:59:08.383+08:00Why I Need IV CaffieneRock-a-bye baby on the tree top<br />Class' gonna start and I can't stay up<br />I need my coffee but that's a mistake<br />I'd better get decaf or I'll stay awakeSimply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-9366390725833702812011-05-11T19:57:00.003+08:002011-05-11T20:08:17.728+08:00Chemistry Love Poem<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I am attracted to you<br />Like an electron to a proton<br />Together we form an ionic bond<br />Though we are opposite charged ions<br />I am drawn towards you<br /><br />Our love is unique as an orbital<br />For only two electrons can fill this space<br />As my love for you increases<br />My energy level rises I am in this excited state<br /><br />Increasing the tendency to form a chemical bond<br />I was an element<br />It took you to make me a compound substance<br />Falling in love with you is a chemical reaction<br />Which cause my love for you to grow<br />Ours is an exothermic love<br />Each giving off love not just absorbing it<br /><br />Sometimes you do something especially nice<br />Which speeds up the chemical process<br />Like a catalyst in my increasing love for you<br /><br />I realise we have our inhibition periods<br />And sometimes I am selfish enough<br />To be an endothermic reaction<br />Only absorbing your love<br /><br />The feeling I have for you is so intense<br />It cannot be measured in kilojoules<br />Often I have to make a qualitative elementary analysis<br />To understand and love you more<br /><br />But I don't expect to know your empirical formula<br />You are too complex a person for that<br />When you are gone<br />I am a noble gas<br />An inert substance<br />When I am without you<br />The world seems still<br />And I am at equilibrium<br /><br />Credits: Mr Rogie Pasion</span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-15235656420348839042010-10-09T00:13:00.004+08:002010-10-09T00:18:44.344+08:00My Wish<div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I wished I was a glow worm</span><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">A glow worm's never glum</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'Cos how can u be grumpy</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When the sun shines out your bum?!</span> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5525710088157866306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJSWe1O6MAWYwBHB4DJWbhyphenhyphenRMSofuXI_0FexiK_womIeeWvIIMgbFx8wKaEiSN0IcMph8AGOEUE2LEh-o75vr-bUDfFaupnnwgS2RB_SSeP10gt06ne5ThbXVTBFGOa1ildC42yYWqgrE/s400/spellbound-light-show.jpg" border="0" />Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-79302933634839746552010-08-25T17:39:00.004+08:002010-10-08T18:16:51.664+08:00Terrible Tongues<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">If a woodchuck could chuck wood</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">He would and should chuck wood</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">But if woodchucks can't chuck wood</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">They wouldn't and shouldn't chuck wood</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Though were I a woodchuck who chucked wood</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I would chuck wood with woodchucks that chucked wood!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">She sells seashell on the seashore</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The shells that she sells are seashells I'm sure</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">If she sells seashells on the seashore</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The seashells she sells should be from shellfish of the sea floor!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">A Tudor who tooted a flute</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">tried to tutor two tooter to toot</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Said the two to the Tudor</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Is it harder to toot,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">of to tutor two tooters to toot?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I am not a pheasant plucker</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I'm just a pheasant plucker's mate</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I am only plucking pheasants</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'cause the pheasant plucker's running late!</span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-43376697263151675232010-08-19T10:07:00.005+08:002010-08-19T12:09:30.457+08:00Slow Dance<div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Have you ever watched kids </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">On a merry-go-round? </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Or listened to the rain </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Slapping on the ground? </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">You better slow down. </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Don't dance so fast.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>Time is short. </strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>The music won't last. </strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Do you run through each day </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">On the fly? </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When you ask How are you? </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Do you hear the reply? </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When the day is done </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Do you lie in your bed </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">With the next hundred chores </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Running through your head? </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">You'd better slow down </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Don't dance so fast. </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>Time is short. </strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>The music won't last.</strong> </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ever told your child, </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">We'll do it tomorrow? </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">And in your haste, </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Not see his sorrow? </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ever lost touch, </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Let a good friendship die </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Cause you never had time </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To call and say,"Hi"</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">You'd better slow down. </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Don't dance so fast. </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>Time is short. </strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>The music won't last. </strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When you run so fast to get somewhere </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">You miss half the fun of getting there. </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When you worry and hurry through your day, </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It is like an unopened gift.... </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Thrown away. </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Life is not a race. </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Do take it slower </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Hear the music</span> </div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Before the song is over. </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:78%;"><em>(Anon)</em></span></div>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-190482128534113712010-06-07T20:04:00.011+08:002010-07-12T13:19:43.082+08:00Fat vs Thin - Just For Laughs!<span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin you make thin ppl look fat</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">klown : u so thin ppl mistake u for toothpick mascot</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat, you make thin people look like toothpicks</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin you ppl don't know if u standing facing them or sideways when u talk to them</span><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin that when u fall off a boat, the boatman throws you a dough nut for a life preserver</span><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat that when you fall off the boat, the sea goes empty</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : you so thin u eat a single Jacob's cracker for a square meal</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat you take up 99% of the world food supply</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : you so thin u ate a peanut and thought u were pregnant</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year :you so fat, you eat all the planets in the entire solar system and still go hungry</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : you so thin that you have to jump around in the shower to get wet</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you have to shower in the rain since you cannot fit in the shower</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : you so thin you can do a U-turn in a straw!</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat, you cry at a u turn</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : you so thin u wear lead boots to stop breeze from blowing u away</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you can stop a hurricane from destroying a country</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : you so thin that Ethiopians look at you and say DAMN!</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat that the Ethiopians mistaken you for their land</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : you so thin that your momma mistook you for a needle and tried to thread u</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin that your momma just sneezed you out</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat that your center of gravity attracts all metal objects</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin that you make Cartman look like a planet</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you caused global warming by bring the sun closer to earth</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you can win the war against terrorism just by farting</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin that at any accident scene, the paramedics give u attention</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin that u make ur hair look fat</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat you walk out an accident due to fatness</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin that an Ewok uses u for a spear</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year :you so fat you make you hair microscopic</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat you swallow the death star</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin that McDonald ask u to mascot for their fries</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : ur motto is "eat me so u won't look like me"</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you rent out lots for McDonald outlets, </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">your motto is "fatten all American for jihad sake"</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin that UNICEF included ur name in their starvation watch list</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat that your finger alone can feed the African nation for a century</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin u type thin IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat you hit all keys with one finger</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin, the cigarette smokes u</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat you use nuclear silo to smoke </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">klown : u so thin that u fit in with a bunch of angel hair spaghetti</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : you so fat, you absorb any asteroid better then Jupiter</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year : will this ever end</span><br /><br /><a href="http://dennis830.blogspot.com/2008/04/muture-conversation.html"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbass of the year = Guess Who?!</span><br /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Well now at least it ended.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Have a Great Day.</span><br /><div align="left"></div>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-67633075421408308542010-06-07T20:01:00.004+08:002010-07-11T09:42:37.284+08:00Dennis was a Poet<div align="center"><a href="http://dennis830.blogspot.com/2007/12/boulder.html"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"The Boulder"</span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">There it lays on the ground,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">various life forms all around,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">motionlessly sitting at this spot for centuries,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">supporting life forms is all that it gives, I believe,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Insects and animals seek refuge under it,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">while various plants thrive on it,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">holes and cracks are found all over it,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">yet the beauty of life can be found in it,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">the boulder that is full of life,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">solidly sits here and gives it's support,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">it asks for nothing in return,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">all it wants is a place on this earth.</span></div>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-9284169538951489632010-06-07T19:03:00.006+08:002010-07-11T09:43:51.784+08:00Just in Case :P"<a href="http://dennis830.blogspot.com/2007/12/immortal-butterfly.html"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The Immortal Butterfly</span></a>" <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><br />Awaken from its slumber comes a butterfly,<br />Broke out from it's cocoon ready to fly,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Yet it fluttered it's wings only to die,<br />Along came a little girl who saw the butterfly,<br />She says to the butterfly "Please don't die."<br />The dying butterfly smiles and replies,<br />Don't be sad my dear child,<br />For I am already flying in your mind,<br />As long as you remember me,<br />I'll continue to fly... </span><div align="right"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dennis Teh</span> </div>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-10059284540957488842010-06-07T16:17:00.000+08:002010-06-07T16:23:32.533+08:00The Rat Race...<span style="font-size:130%;">长江后浪推前浪<br />前浪死在沙滩上<br />后浪还在推前浪<br />早晚死在沙滩上!</span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-43056473479082332622010-05-26T13:31:00.008+08:002010-06-07T16:24:15.384+08:00Touch of "Romance"<div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I asked </span><a href="http://www.facebook.com/dennis830"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dennis</span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">:<br />'I like poems, C</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">an you make one for me?'</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To which he said 'Yes'</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">And so I waited patiently</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Thinking romance was ahead of me...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">He came up with this!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">"床前明月光<br />Dennis 脱光光<br />跑进厕所里<br />让Audrey来非礼!"</span></div>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-70141884855361734952010-05-04T13:19:00.002+08:002010-05-04T13:21:24.837+08:00Just Being Mean :P (Pt 3)<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Kim oh Kim is weird and ugly</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">He has coke with milk</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">and roti with chilli!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Eww... No one's weirder than he!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">P/S Looks like I'm starting to like being a meanie!</span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-46323946827797061422010-04-29T08:22:00.002+08:002010-05-23T15:28:15.605+08:00Just Being Mean :P (Pt 2)Dumb <a href="http://www.facebook.com/kimura.ryo">Kim</a> Dumb Kim is dumber than a bin<br />His brains are smaller than the head of a pin!<br />Dumb Kim Dumb Kim is dumber than he seems<br />Even the cockroaches are smarter than him!Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-11215496759323902282010-04-28T13:33:00.002+08:002010-04-28T13:37:50.396+08:00Just Being Mean :P<a href="http://dennis830.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dennis</span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> drank tea but it was hot,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">He dropped the cup and the pot</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Got a shock and fell on his butt,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Rolled over and fell SPLATT! into mud! </span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-2125934850962758452010-04-11T16:06:00.002+08:002010-04-11T16:15:14.898+08:00Pig Latin for Fun<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Iway earntlay away ewnay anguagelay odaytay</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It'sway igpay atinlay Iway amway ladgay otay aysay</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ethay estbay artpay isway atthay ouyay ancay hymeray itway anywayway</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">onay attermay atwhay ouyay aysay!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ifway ouyay underway-oodstay atwhay Iway roteway</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Et'slay eakspay igpay atinlay ogetherway odaytay :P</span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-38354471489688296222010-02-10T08:23:00.002+08:002010-02-10T08:31:40.827+08:00The PROTEST<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It's late and stars are shining bright...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">But '</span><a href="http://dennis830.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Maggot</span></a>'<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> isn't ready to say good night!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">I am sad as I can be</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">For he prefers 'WORMS' to me :(</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">I don't know what I've done</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">For I used to be Number One</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">If it was work, I'd understand</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">But it's WORMS.. How can I comprehend?</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">Mobile games should be banned and burned</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">For peace and harmony will then return :P</span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-53053532598311136432009-10-19T16:47:00.005+08:002009-10-20T09:19:03.971+08:00Enoki Hoedown - Pt II<div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">- To the tune of a hoedown -</span></div><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">One little Enoki, sitting on the fence<br />He fell down, into <a href="http://dennis830.blogspot.com/">Dennis'</a> pants<br />What I'm tellin is really really true<br />For if u look into the pants... you'll find it really grew!<br /><br />One big Woody, sitting on the fence<br />He too fell down, into Dennis' pants<br />He was to see, Enoki already there...<br />To which Enoki replied - 'GO ELSEWHERE!'</span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-61427510061464522722009-10-19T10:48:00.008+08:002010-05-04T13:23:28.145+08:00Enoki Hoedown - Pt I<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">A hoedown is rhyme</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">You can watch it on Who's Line</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Go watch that on Youtube fast</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I'm sure you'd have a blast!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">You sing your verse</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">to a square dance jig</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It is still poetry</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">But it comes with music!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Watching hoedowns on Who's Line</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I thought making one would be fine</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">So I got on my thinking cap</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">and made one before my afternoon nap</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">What I'm gonna post </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">May involve obscenity</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">But rest assured it's not true</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It's just for mockery :P</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To dear Dennis</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Please don't kill me</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It's just some of my</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">cheeky insanity...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">(And isn't that the reason</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">why you like me? :P)</span></span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-4097021174308773552009-10-14T12:50:00.002+08:002009-10-14T12:54:37.798+08:00I HATE KKM<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Sitting at my cubicle</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">All that I can see</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Are stupid bosses...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Who think brainlessly</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">And speak arrogantly!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">No wonder</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">We will never be</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">As developed as </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Our neighbouring country!</span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-14451654439444178072009-10-01T10:24:00.010+08:002009-10-01T11:30:35.221+08:00The Pod - Haiku<div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">BANG!<br />It burst and went</span> </div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Soared </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Over my head</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Flew </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Across the room</span> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">.<br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Rolled<br />Under friend's feet<br />.<br />And that's what<br />The rubber pod did</span> </div><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387466831435796482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZDiPmSO25eWOjcRIZtAGCI3IrzzJOa6hL-itcPi-iBsSE9W4iumryHZ7IbNuCNieAJXX3zo6vM7M6eEaaQpggTGr9jFIrNgrk1eZLwFQ5kuQ5N4LGfYKAPmUJSOMNEe9G_2D4_lDvorQ/s200/29092009644.jpg" border="0" /> </div><div align="center"></div><p align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Scream<br />My friend let out<br />.<br />Laugh<br />Was all I did<br />.<br />Tears<br />Flowed down my face<br />.<br />Scrambled<br />To my feet<br />.<br />To find<br />The remaing pods before the boss did :P</span></p>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-68819980626171372152009-10-01T08:40:00.008+08:002009-10-01T09:38:55.215+08:00A Cookie A Day Keeps Frustration at Bay<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Out of a dumb meeting</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Feeling frustrated and bored</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I confirmed that</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Civil service is indeed</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Stupid and Flawed!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Something I hid</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Under my in-tray</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Took my blues away....</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Brightening this dreary day!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">For it was </span><br /><a href="http://simplecomplexity05.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc33cc;">Syuh's </span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">pineapple cookies</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387431009774715298" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 220px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 163px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHJhRnJxcHecephnC9ABnspEn2LGkHZmO5gUtZAz1Zj35Y0Yt7akOQXkiXcxXfD3l-l4hrpA2WWvQKNlbDEvbRAqr753zh5Z-o2QB4pT5ugfpkhBXuEJxHS0coyO5sjLmzQ7flpHATeb0/s200/30092009662.jpg" border="0" /></span><br /><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The dough was </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Creamy, fluffy, buttery</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">With the filling</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Not-too-sweet and chunky</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">One word says it all - </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">YUMMY!!!!!</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Aaand t</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hey are <strong>ALL FOR ME</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span> </p><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">(I am NOT sharing this with anybody :P)<br />(The closest you get is this picture only)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">(Mmm... Syuh herself, maybe)<br />('Cos I know she won't get any from me!)</span></p>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-47637665852072102672009-07-30T16:09:00.009+08:002009-09-28T13:28:35.122+08:00Rubbery RevengeA<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> day to learn about nature<br />A day with fun and laughter<br />Definitely a day to remember!<br /><br />My 'scheduled' walk had a delay<br />It had to be replaced by today<br />So along the woods we made our way<br /><br />The 'monkey' has a way<br />Of keeping my mischief from going astray<br />'What goes around comes around'<br />he always likes to say<br /><br />This, I never realised how true<br />until an incident yesterday<br /><br />Monkey started throwing rubber seed shells at me<br />Which I could'nt revenge, seeing how fast he could flee<br />So a few rubber seed pods I tried to hide<br />Hoping for an opportunity to retaliate later that night<br /><br />My guardian angels must have been around that night<br />And my lucky stars must have been shinning bright<br />For revenge came much sooner than I'd anticipate<br />Not more than an hour I had to wait :P<br /><br />As dear monkey was driving home later that day<br />A seed pod ripened, burst open, and struck his head!!!!!<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384870065872586530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 211px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj66ChFh0Rvcr0Z8iFiI9l0ZxoIaLEColuiX0Lu25GxjA4Sp33mrVg4suMd-3MB64qjnmZfq6_saW5gE7N9TUrJ8wRx96oeFukfeQ2Air3qNkCezvreLczEMIgqyfzBF-AmSEv5Y16v72E/s320/rubberseeds.jpg" border="0" /> I didn't know rubber seeds did that<br />but anyhow, anyway...<br />'What goes around comes around'<br />How very very true... Won't you say?</span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-46076889309857758872009-03-23T22:10:00.011+08:002009-03-23T23:03:42.736+08:00Laments at Langkawi<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Being a small part of the Health Ministry<br /></span><div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">As a part of cooperation, inter-agency</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I had to represent the Division of Pharmacy</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">All the way to Langkawi</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">for a meeting with the Agriculture Ministry</span></div></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The job description was not too bad actually<br />the advertising guidelines we had to amend accordingly<br />To upkeep with any current policy<br />and the neverending demands of the entire industry...<br />But being an invitee<br />with no colleagues to accompany<br />I was bored as I could be!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Took a flight alone so very early<br />found my way to the venue in Langkawi<br />Participated and contributed whenever possibly<br />But yikes, a meeting involving the Law<br />was far dry as one could imagine it to be!</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Some leisure time we had fortunately</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To scout for dinner individually<br /></div></span><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div><span style="font-size:0;"></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">With no ideas on my lonesome itenerary</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">I had to find a cure </span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">For my pent-up boredom and hyperactivity!</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">And so I remembered a quote from Parker, Dorothy</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">"The only cure for boredom is curiosity!"</span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6g7MSMsl5H_uVEU4KyjNrkA7aHftoie1J7BqjrNGKtKTj5rlDnM3x6w_B8pfXXuVLA04P4DD-8HcAAIYCAO1kjxY5GCF15C_9Z6KabwePGTNzamVy-eKYHOJdiVT7eh5nFh4BcDfOfm4/s1600-h/23032009325.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316387523304701698" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6g7MSMsl5H_uVEU4KyjNrkA7aHftoie1J7BqjrNGKtKTj5rlDnM3x6w_B8pfXXuVLA04P4DD-8HcAAIYCAO1kjxY5GCF15C_9Z6KabwePGTNzamVy-eKYHOJdiVT7eh5nFh4BcDfOfm4/s200/23032009325.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">In my small carry-on bag</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">A bath towel I packed</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Along with a good book</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Then I set out on foot<br />Giving the surroundings a quick look</div></span><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">And but what was ahead of me</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">but a small beach; the clear blue sky & sea!<br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> choose a winding rocky path</span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifPws0zsju1ZXl4SbBqwmebgnwgWgsJpOdgZCT-D-X-7CEeCFM4kQJzFNXQyuBgXcv4i_o8ZcozecjH6G5TLRmhi2bDDgVb-ORPonPkMEKIcY6jvrqW766Oh5AHEdn5fN6WWI9SNk7G7w/s1600-h/23032009293.jpg"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316388951721619890" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifPws0zsju1ZXl4SbBqwmebgnwgWgsJpOdgZCT-D-X-7CEeCFM4kQJzFNXQyuBgXcv4i_o8ZcozecjH6G5TLRmhi2bDDgVb-ORPonPkMEKIcY6jvrqW766Oh5AHEdn5fN6WWI9SNk7G7w/s200/23032009293.jpg" border="0" /></span></a></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">That headed out to sea</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Couldnt help wondering...</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">trekker's addiction, maybe? :P<br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Appreciating the view around me</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Enjoying the breeze from where I sat</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Up above the sun shone brightly</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I thus dug out my book and read and read<br />Dangerous as I realised my solo stint could be</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">What I did I had no regret</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">For I managed to catch a magnificent sunset!</span><br /></div><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316389438288232530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 327px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbKwMVHanxJ3Y4lezqjU-b6jcKphwFiZs14k4qDhf4i7mZkRCdsgy8diBkDV34pw5MclrHhFrhHCWKU86tbkn0Wrvtb3JS2Mpdr43GsjO3Uk2n41gTmnkVwv0DDrSaAtp93DR5rvX5Ls0/s320/23032009303.jpg" border="0" /></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The orange glow moved gradually</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">behind the clouds till only</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Golden streaks illuminated the dark blue sea</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">before disappearing totally</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">A rare sight that surely captivated me</span></div><div><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">As darkness encroached</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I realised how late it could be</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">so I headed back hastenly</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">grabbing a bun for my growling tummy</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Hoping that the night meeting</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">would not start without me</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Along the way I passed shops of duty-free</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">spotting chocolates I remembered</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">the 'list' that a niece and nephew gave to me</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I guess tomorrow's entertainment shall be</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">fulfilling an aunt's responsibility :P<br /><br />The first long day has passed finally</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Slightly better than I anticipated it to be</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To those who had entertained me</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">whether directly or through the PC</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I thank thee dearly!</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">PS If you see a pesticide ad on TV</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">shieldtox, fumakilla or similarly</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">with a code begining with JIRP...</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It is because of that</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I am writing with such agony!</span></div>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-14884611872794138262009-03-18T19:36:00.006+08:002009-09-24T11:40:40.246+08:00Surprised<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">With St Patrick's Day round the corner,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">thought it would be great just to get-together</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">With dear Boon being a coordinator</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">And a celebration held at a shopping centre</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Could this opportunity ever be better?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">A few folks I buzzed were eager</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To join in the fun held in St Patrick's Honour</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">As itchy backside I could have been</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Lil' did I know that my friendly gesture</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Would turn out to be a Day to Remember!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">For my scheming buddy</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">And her partner in crime</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Decided that it was just a right time</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To celebrate the birthday of mine! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">To all the dear crazy babes</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I am speechless.. with nothing much to say </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Just.. 'Thank you for this special day!' </span><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384859170398139250" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 146px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyYOhp5FeBZDkor6wFXl6_tLUu19Vqqt6Kbp4as_8MWMbMBWt5l6Z8wa63Nq-F_cabrViewnem5P3gR97UzxzDyrJVLtRM6fi0hQsCHzuNOXgq9VHB5t8QMe9_eqr8gSpv90M19ACcLtY/s200/n547682425_1614878_4655940.jpg" border="0" />Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225218568969712479.post-67583088835842145772009-03-02T12:03:00.012+08:002009-03-02T23:17:48.198+08:00Friendship on a Rocky Road<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS6X_PanaPrrQRgrrvuSggggmJPFn2ryB_qS8SoSs9Onozjcrxuv3ndwdOqetC2HDkCtsayUe5VwX7nfrgv-m6UmwTg0dHCi28iqZHgjwXBUxiSwZsJUsYbhT8RHzpUT4A79RPTQaHFH8/s1600-h/02032009215.jpg"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308605924292180562" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS6X_PanaPrrQRgrrvuSggggmJPFn2ryB_qS8SoSs9Onozjcrxuv3ndwdOqetC2HDkCtsayUe5VwX7nfrgv-m6UmwTg0dHCi28iqZHgjwXBUxiSwZsJUsYbhT8RHzpUT4A79RPTQaHFH8/s200/02032009215.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I happened to discover<br />Another wonder<br />that Food gets to offer<br />To describe feelings that is, dear reader!<br /><br />A gift from abroad<br />A gesture of thought<br />Is encompassed in it<br />A sweet, delightful treat!<br /><br /><em>"Clusters of Succulent Sultanas,<br />Mini marshmallows,<br />Crispy Rice & Crunchy Oats...<br />Biscuit bits,<br />Glacé Cherries,<br />smothered in a milk chocolate coat!</em>"<br /><br />I shall have to stop my rantings<br />And satisfy my sweet tooth cravings!<br />But to be polite I should not be forgetting<br />So THANK YOU for the delight this brings! </span>Simply Audreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397845527797467550noreply@blogger.com2