Friday, September 23, 2011

Blunt when Broken

Dropped a glass?

Smashed a cup?

Please take care

When you clean it up!

Dispose of it safely

Not in your bin

Lest some unsuspecting soul

Find it therein...

Put it aside

Where it can’t hide

Or take it directly

To the bin-store outside

(Source: Edinburgh University)


Friday, May 20, 2011

Why I Need IV Caffiene

Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top
Class' gonna start and I can't stay up
I need my coffee but that's a mistake
I'd better get decaf or I'll stay awake

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Chemistry Love Poem

I am attracted to you
Like an electron to a proton
Together we form an ionic bond
Though we are opposite charged ions
I am drawn towards you

Our love is unique as an orbital
For only two electrons can fill this space
As my love for you increases
My energy level rises I am in this excited state

Increasing the tendency to form a chemical bond
I was an element
It took you to make me a compound substance
Falling in love with you is a chemical reaction
Which cause my love for you to grow
Ours is an exothermic love
Each giving off love not just absorbing it

Sometimes you do something especially nice
Which speeds up the chemical process
Like a catalyst in my increasing love for you

I realise we have our inhibition periods
And sometimes I am selfish enough
To be an endothermic reaction
Only absorbing your love

The feeling I have for you is so intense
It cannot be measured in kilojoules
Often I have to make a qualitative elementary analysis
To understand and love you more

But I don't expect to know your empirical formula
You are too complex a person for that
When you are gone
I am a noble gas
An inert substance
When I am without you
The world seems still
And I am at equilibrium

Credits: Mr Rogie Pasion

Saturday, October 9, 2010

My Wish

I wished I was a glow worm
A glow worm's never glum
'Cos how can u be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum?!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Terrible Tongues

If a woodchuck could chuck wood
He would and should chuck wood
But if woodchucks can't chuck wood
They wouldn't and shouldn't chuck wood
Though were I a woodchuck who chucked wood
I would chuck wood with woodchucks that chucked wood!

She sells seashell on the seashore
The shells that she sells are seashells I'm sure
If she sells seashells on the seashore
The seashells she sells should be from shellfish of the sea floor!

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooter to toot
Said the two to the Tudor
Is it harder to toot,
of to tutor two tooters to toot?

I am not a pheasant plucker
I'm just a pheasant plucker's mate
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Slow Dance

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.
(Anon)

Monday, June 7, 2010

Fat vs Thin - Just For Laughs!

klown : u so thin you make thin ppl look fat

klown : u so thin ppl mistake u for toothpick mascot

Dumbass of the year : you so fat, you make thin people look like toothpicks

klown : u so thin you ppl don't know if u standing facing them or sideways when u talk to them

klown : u so thin that when u fall off a boat, the boatman throws you a dough nut for a life preserver

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that when you fall off the boat, the sea goes empty

klown : you so thin u eat a single Jacob's cracker for a square meal

Dumbass of the year : you so fat you take up 99% of the world food supply

klown : you so thin u ate a peanut and thought u were pregnant

Dumbass of the year :you so fat, you eat all the planets in the entire solar system and still go hungry

klown : you so thin that you have to jump around in the shower to get wet

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you have to shower in the rain since you cannot fit in the shower

klown : you so thin you can do a U-turn in a straw!

Dumbass of the year : you so fat, you cry at a u turn

klown : you so thin u wear lead boots to stop breeze from blowing u away

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you can stop a hurricane from destroying a country

klown : you so thin that Ethiopians look at you and say DAMN!

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that the Ethiopians mistaken you for their land

klown : you so thin that your momma mistook you for a needle and tried to thread u

klown : u so thin that your momma just sneezed you out

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that your center of gravity attracts all metal objects

klown : u so thin that you make Cartman look like a planet

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you caused global warming by bring the sun closer to earth

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you can win the war against terrorism just by farting

klown : u so thin that at any accident scene, the paramedics give u attention

klown : u so thin that u make ur hair look fat

Dumbass of the year : you so fat you walk out an accident due to fatness

klown : u so thin that an Ewok uses u for a spear

Dumbass of the year :you so fat you make you hair microscopic

Dumbass of the year : you so fat you swallow the death star

klown : u so thin that McDonald ask u to mascot for their fries

klown : ur motto is "eat me so u won't look like me"

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you rent out lots for McDonald outlets, your motto is "fatten all American for jihad sake"

klown : u so thin that UNICEF included ur name in their starvation watch list

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that your finger alone can feed the African nation for a century

klown : u so thin u type thin IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Dumbass of the year : you so fat you hit all keys with one finger

klown : u so thin, the cigarette smokes u

Dumbass of the year : you so fat you use nuclear silo to smoke

klown : u so thin that u fit in with a bunch of angel hair spaghetti

Dumbass of the year : you so fat, you absorb any asteroid better then Jupiter

Dumbass of the year : will this ever end

Dumbass of the year = Guess Who?!
Well now at least it ended.
Have a Great Day.