The Rat Race...

长江后浪推前浪
前浪死在沙滩上
后浪还在推前浪
早晚死在沙滩上!

Touch of "Romance"

I asked Dennis:
'I like poems, Can you make one for me?'

To which he said 'Yes'

And so I waited patiently

Thinking romance was ahead of me...

He came up with this!

"床前明月光
Dennis 脱光光
跑进厕所里
让Audrey来非礼!"

Just Being Mean :P (Pt 3)

Kim oh Kim is weird and ugly
He has coke with milk
and roti with chilli!
Eww... No one's weirder than he!

P/S Looks like I'm starting to like being a meanie!

Just Being Mean :P (Pt 2)

Dumb Kim Dumb Kim is dumber than a bin
His brains are smaller than the head of a pin!
Dumb Kim Dumb Kim is dumber than he seems
Even the cockroaches are smarter than him!

Just Being Mean :P

Dennis drank tea but it was hot,
He dropped the cup and the pot
Got a shock and fell on his butt,
Rolled over and fell SPLATT! into mud!

Pig Latin for Fun

Iway earntlay away ewnay anguagelay odaytay
It'sway igpay atinlay Iway amway ladgay otay aysay
Ethay estbay artpay isway atthay ouyay ancay hymeray itway anywayway
onay attermay atwhay ouyay aysay!

Ifway ouyay underway-oodstay atwhay Iway roteway
Et'slay eakspay igpay atinlay ogetherway odaytay :P

The PROTEST

It's late and stars are shining bright...
But 'Maggot' isn't ready to say good night!

I am sad as I can be
For he prefers 'WORMS' to me :(

I don't know what I've done
For I used to be Number One

If it was work, I'd understand
But it's WORMS.. How can I comprehend?

Mobile games should be banned and burned
For peace and harmony will then return :P