Saturday, January 19, 2008

Loo Laws...

When in the loo
with nothing better to do
besides focusing on pee and poo
do remember, the LAWS OF THE LOO...

Here's how it goes
this useful bit of prose...

When you sit upon THE seat
complete your business then retreat

If you find that you must read
please do so with utmost speed

Even when you're in a rush
remember it's always nice to flush

Each urgent knock on the door
means HURRY UP! with your simple chore

Yes, you've got a lot to do
but remember, everyone does too!

1 comment:

Simply Audrey said...

babynutty said...
Haha.. i agree! and thus being said.. AUD, u too have to obey! HAHa! so hurry in ur business k!!
^@^

22 January 2008 16:37


chee mun said...
Loo Laws it correct to the dot,
but this is no sport,

When it is time to go,
you just have to go,

Even in haste you ran,
you might not reach in the end,

If this happens to you,
try not to feel blue,

Just enter the loo,
and clean up the poo.

[Sorry, a bit bored :P]

26 January 2008 18:02