Monday, October 19, 2009

Enoki Hoedown - Pt II

- To the tune of a hoedown -

One little Enoki, sitting on the fence
He fell down, into Dennis' pants
What I'm tellin is really really true
For if u look into the pants... you'll find it really grew!

One big Woody, sitting on the fence
He too fell down, into Dennis' pants
He was to see, Enoki already there...
To which Enoki replied - 'GO ELSEWHERE!'

Enoki Hoedown - Pt I

A hoedown is rhyme
You can watch it on Who's Line
Go watch that on Youtube fast
I'm sure you'd have a blast!

You sing your verse
to a square dance jig
It is still poetry
But even better still... It comes with music!

Watching hoedowns on Who's Line
I thought making one would be fine
So I got on my thinking cap
and made one before my afternoon nap

What I'm gonna post
May involve obscenity
But rest assured it's not true
It's just for mockery :P

To dear Dennis
Please don't kill me
It's just some of my
cheeky insanity...

(And isn't that the reason
why you like me? :P)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I HATE KKM

Sitting at my cubicle
All that I can see
Are stupid bosses...
Who think brainlessly
And speak arrogantly!

No wonder
We will never be
As developed as
Our neighbouring country!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

The Pod - Haiku

BANG!
It burst and went
.
Soared
Over my head
.
Flew
Across the room
.
Rolled
Under friend's feet
.
And that's what
The rubber pod did

Scream
My friend let out
.
Laugh
Was all I did
.
Tears
Flowed down my face
.
Scrambled
To my feet
.
To find
The remaing pods before the boss did :P

A Cookie A Day Keeps Frustration at Bay

Out of a dumb meeting
Feeling frustrated and bored
I confirmed that
Civil service is indeed
Stupid and Flawed!

Something I hid
Under my in-tray
Took my blues away....
Brightening this dreary day!

For it was
Syuh's pineapple cookies
HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!


The dough was
Creamy, fluffy, buttery
With the filling
Not-too-sweet and chunky
One word says it all - YUMMY!!!!!

Aaand they are ALL FOR ME
Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I am NOT sharing this with anybody :P)
(The closest you get is this picture only)

(Mmm... Syuh herself, maybe)
('Cos I know she won't get any from me!)

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Rubbery Revenge

A day to learn about nature
A day with fun and laughter
Definitely a day to remember!

My 'scheduled' walk had a delay
It had to be replaced by today
So along the woods we made our way

The 'monkey' has a way
Of keeping my mischief from going astray
'What goes around comes around'
he always likes to say

This, I never realised how true
until an incident yesterday

Monkey started throwing rubber seed shells at me
Which I could'nt revenge, seeing how fast he could flee
So a few rubber seed pods I tried to hide
Hoping for an opportunity to retaliate later that night

My guardian angels must have been around that night
And my lucky stars must have been shinning bright
For revenge came much sooner than I'd anticipate
Not more than an hour I had to wait :P

As dear monkey was driving home later that day
A seed pod ripened, burst open, and struck his head!!!!!

I didn't know rubber seeds did that
but anyhow, anyway...
'What goes around comes around'
How very very true... Won't you say?

Monday, March 23, 2009

Laments at Langkawi

Being a small part of the Health Ministry
As a part of cooperation, inter-agency
I had to represent the Division of Pharmacy
All the way to Langkawi
for a meeting with the Agriculture Ministry

The job description was not too bad actually
the advertising guidelines we had to amend accordingly
To upkeep with any current policy
and the neverending demands of the entire industry...
But being an invitee
with no colleagues to accompany
I was bored as I could be!

Took a flight alone so very early
found my way to the venue in Langkawi
Participated and contributed whenever possibly
But yikes, a meeting involving the Law
was far dry as one could imagine it to be!
Some leisure time we had fortunately
To scout for dinner individually

With no ideas on my lonesome itenerary
I had to find a cure
For my pent-up boredom and hyperactivity!
And so I remembered a quote from Parker, Dorothy
"The only cure for boredom is curiosity!"

In my small carry-on bag
A bath towel I packed
Along with a good book
Then I set out on foot
Giving the surroundings a quick look
And but what was ahead of me
but a small beach; the clear blue sky & sea!

I choose a winding rocky path
That headed out to sea
Couldnt help wondering...
trekker's addiction, maybe? :P
Appreciating the view around me
Enjoying the breeze from where I sat
Up above the sun shone brightly
I thus dug out my book and read and read
Dangerous as I realised my solo stint could be
What I did I had no regret
For I managed to catch a magnificent sunset!
The orange glow moved gradually
behind the clouds till only
Golden streaks illuminated the dark blue sea
before disappearing totally
A rare sight that surely captivated me

As darkness encroached
I realised how late it could be
so I headed back hastenly
grabbing a bun for my growling tummy
Hoping that the night meeting
would not start without me
Along the way I passed shops of duty-free
spotting chocolates I remembered
the 'list' that a niece and nephew gave to me
I guess tomorrow's entertainment shall be
fulfilling an aunt's responsibility :P

The first long day has passed finally
Slightly better than I anticipated it to be
To those who had entertained me
whether directly or through the PC
I thank thee dearly!
PS If you see a pesticide ad on TV
shieldtox, fumakilla or similarly
with a code begining with JIRP...
It is because of that
I am writing with such agony!