Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Terrible Tongues

If a woodchuck could chuck wood
He would and should chuck wood
But if woodchucks can't chuck wood
They wouldn't and shouldn't chuck wood
Though were I a woodchuck who chucked wood
I would chuck wood with woodchucks that chucked wood!

She sells seashell on the seashore
The shells that she sells are seashells I'm sure
If she sells seashells on the seashore
The seashells she sells should be from shellfish of the sea floor!

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooter to toot
Said the two to the Tudor
Is it harder to toot,
of to tutor two tooters to toot?

I am not a pheasant plucker
I'm just a pheasant plucker's mate
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late!

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