Fat vs Thin - Just For Laughs!

klown : u so thin you make thin ppl look fat

klown : u so thin ppl mistake u for toothpick mascot

Dumbass of the year : you so fat, you make thin people look like toothpicks

klown : u so thin you ppl don't know if u standing facing them or sideways when u talk to them

klown : u so thin that when u fall off a boat, the boatman throws you a dough nut for a life preserver

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that when you fall off the boat, the sea goes empty

klown : you so thin u eat a single Jacob's cracker for a square meal

Dumbass of the year : you so fat you take up 99% of the world food supply

klown : you so thin u ate a peanut and thought u were pregnant

Dumbass of the year :you so fat, you eat all the planets in the entire solar system and still go hungry

klown : you so thin that you have to jump around in the shower to get wet

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you have to shower in the rain since you cannot fit in the shower

klown : you so thin you can do a U-turn in a straw!

Dumbass of the year : you so fat, you cry at a u turn

klown : you so thin u wear lead boots to stop breeze from blowing u away

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you can stop a hurricane from destroying a country

klown : you so thin that Ethiopians look at you and say DAMN!

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that the Ethiopians mistaken you for their land

klown : you so thin that your momma mistook you for a needle and tried to thread u

klown : u so thin that your momma just sneezed you out

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that your center of gravity attracts all metal objects

klown : u so thin that you make Cartman look like a planet

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you caused global warming by bring the sun closer to earth

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you can win the war against terrorism just by farting

klown : u so thin that at any accident scene, the paramedics give u attention

klown : u so thin that u make ur hair look fat

Dumbass of the year : you so fat you walk out an accident due to fatness

klown : u so thin that an Ewok uses u for a spear

Dumbass of the year :you so fat you make you hair microscopic

Dumbass of the year : you so fat you swallow the death star

klown : u so thin that McDonald ask u to mascot for their fries

klown : ur motto is "eat me so u won't look like me"

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that you rent out lots for McDonald outlets, your motto is "fatten all American for jihad sake"

klown : u so thin that UNICEF included ur name in their starvation watch list

Dumbass of the year : you so fat that your finger alone can feed the African nation for a century

klown : u so thin u type thin IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Dumbass of the year : you so fat you hit all keys with one finger

klown : u so thin, the cigarette smokes u

Dumbass of the year : you so fat you use nuclear silo to smoke

klown : u so thin that u fit in with a bunch of angel hair spaghetti

Dumbass of the year : you so fat, you absorb any asteroid better then Jupiter

Dumbass of the year : will this ever end

Dumbass of the year = Guess Who?!
Well now at least it ended.
Have a Great Day.