Just Being Mean :P (Pt 2)

Dumb Kim Dumb Kim is dumber than a bin
His brains are smaller than the head of a pin!
Dumb Kim Dumb Kim is dumber than he seems
Even the cockroaches are smarter than him!

Just Being Mean :P

Dennis drank tea but it was hot,
He dropped the cup and the pot
Got a shock and fell on his butt,
Rolled over and fell SPLATT! into mud!

Pig Latin for Fun

Iway earntlay away ewnay anguagelay odaytay
It'sway igpay atinlay Iway amway ladgay otay aysay
Ethay estbay artpay isway atthay ouyay ancay hymeray itway anywayway
onay attermay atwhay ouyay aysay!

Ifway ouyay underway-oodstay atwhay Iway roteway
Et'slay eakspay igpay atinlay ogetherway odaytay :P