Enoki Hoedown - Pt II

- To the tune of a hoedown -

One little Enoki, sitting on the fence
He fell down, into Dennis' pants
What I'm tellin is really really true
For if u look into the pants... you'll find it really grew!

One big Woody, sitting on the fence
He too fell down, into Dennis' pants
He was to see, Enoki already there...
To which Enoki replied - 'GO ELSEWHERE!'

Enoki Hoedown - Pt I

A hoedown is rhyme
You can watch it on Who's Line
Go watch that on Youtube fast
I'm sure you'd have a blast!

You sing your verse
to a square dance jig
It is still poetry
But it comes with music!

Watching hoedowns on Who's Line
I thought making one would be fine
So I got on my thinking cap
and made one before my afternoon nap

What I'm gonna post
May involve obscenity
But rest assured it's not true
It's just for mockery :P

To dear Dennis
Please don't kill me
It's just some of my
cheeky insanity...

(And isn't that the reason
why you like me? :P)

I HATE KKM

Sitting at my cubicle
All that I can see
Are stupid bosses...
Who think brainlessly
And speak arrogantly!

No wonder
We will never be
As developed as
Our neighbouring country!

The Pod - Haiku

BANG!
It burst and went

.

Soared

Over my head

.

Flew

Across the room

.

Rolled
Under friend's feet
.
And that's what
The rubber pod did

Scream
My friend let out
.
Laugh
Was all I did
.
Tears
Flowed down my face
.
Scrambled
To my feet
.
To find
The remaing pods before the boss did :P

A Cookie A Day Keeps Frustration at Bay

Out of a dumb meeting
Feeling frustrated and bored
I confirmed that
Civil service is indeed
Stupid and Flawed!

Something I hid
Under my in-tray
Took my blues away....
Brightening this dreary day!

For it was
Syuh's pineapple cookies
HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!

The dough was
Creamy, fluffy, buttery
With the filling
Not-too-sweet and chunky
One word says it all - YUMMY!!!!!

Aaand they are ALL FOR ME
Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I am NOT sharing this with anybody :P)
(The closest you get is this picture only)

(Mmm... Syuh herself, maybe)
('Cos I know she won't get any from me!)